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Fuck yes. Burke is the shit. More of her, less of everyone else.

Thanks for this.

Bob Ryan paid her the best compliment, which is she is the only person in her field who could call college and pro, men’s and women’s, as well as she does.

At some point you would think teams would get better at evaluating QB prospects who played with elite WRs. Hack’s one decent season involved throwing the ball in the direction of Allen Robinson. Johnny Manziel’s offense outside of scrambling was all Mike Evans.

How do you even break a huddle wrong? My only experience with huddles come from Hollywood so I’m guessing it was the lack of a moving inspirational speech

Cowherd’s contractually obligated to call a black person lazy in every segment.

RGIII holding on line two for you.

What is it about NFL owners that makes them live so long? At first I thought it was superior healthcare, but I think it’s just spite. They know how much we hate them and they figured out how to turn that hate into lifeforce.

“Running is the easier, lazier way to play QB.”

YOU’VE COME A LONG WAY ARYA!!

Somehow, being melted by a dragon doesn’t seem out of the realm of Mets possibilities.

Less impressive than Chris Bosh’s cameo:

no way this is awesome.

WHY DOES HIS FACE LOOK LIKE THAT

CLOSE ON JARED GOFF

Jesus. You have to be a special level of white to even consider the possibility that a country built on whiteness, with whiteness as it’s beating heart and soul since Day One, bent on preserving white superiority, is somehow now seeing that whiteness threatened...not by people vying for that superiority, but for

I wish I was smart enough to know how to screengrab a Tweet, but Clara Jeffrey astutely said this morning, “If universities have to get rid of any remaining affirmative action programs they should have to eliminate legacy preferences too.”

The scene is January 2002. I’d just moved to rural Pennsylvania from Washington, DC...

Can’t beat nepotism!

A man who was very likely involved in a murder, who went on to continue playing and win two Super Bowl rings, chastising another man for speaking out against police violence.
This may well be peak NFL.