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And now, a joke. A Utah farmer dies and goes to heaven, where he is turned away for his sinful life and sent to hell. The Devil greets the farmer in hell “Welcome you sinful bastard, to hell! As punishment, you shall now work this barren patch of land for all of eternity in the blazing heat!” The devil then leaves the

Rich idiots sons that got everything from daddy are the bane of our sports teams and now our country.

“Every lawyer in the entire universe says that the only trust that is viable is the one the President can’t show the documentation on. I don’t see how saying the Jazz trust is a responsible trust is anything but a sad attempt at fake news by the bitter leftwing that controls Utah.” - Sean Spicer
#alternatefacts

The Miller family also dumps millions into the Tour of Utah bike race every year. They seem like the exceeding rare sports owners who believe the team to be a community trust.

Andrew Bogut’s write-in of: “a congressional investigation into #Pizzagate” sort of counts.

Congratulations to the world champion Green Bay Packers.

Trump is one committing treason on a daily basis. Clinton has had a $600 million witchhunt aimed at her for 25 fucking years and the assholes on the both the right and left still can’t prove that she has EVER done ANYTHING illegal much less treasonous. Open your eyes. You got played by right wing and Russian

FYI I asked if he invited Jonathan Chait, and he told me he only reads The Cut.

OMG you missed the cutest woke man there.

I rallied and marched in Toronto today. There were about 60,000 people. It looked like almost half of the attendees were men - groups of men, men with the women in their lives, single men who brought their children, large extended families that included children, dads, and grandfathers. It was so diverse in every way

Nothing brings people of all races together like ignoring MLS.

MABA: Make America Bane Again

I’ve been saying for months that Trump is literally a comic book villain.

i think that melania does herself no favors standing next to FLOTUS. the genuine warmth next to the steely coldness of excess botox and lack of a soul is very jarring.

The different shades of red are killing me. The whole ensemble is giving me anxiety.

I really don’t even know what she was attempting to go for here?

I don’t know. An eastern European country having an undue influence to swing a vote to a mediocre white dude seems pretty fitting for where we are as a country right now.

Well if you really look at Westbrook’s historically high usage rate his statistics aren’t all th...