And now, a joke. A Utah farmer dies and goes to heaven, where he is turned away for his sinful life and sent to hell. The Devil greets the farmer in hell “Welcome you sinful bastard, to hell! As punishment, you shall now work this barren patch of land for all of eternity in the blazing heat!” The devil then leaves the…

Rich idiots sons that got everything from daddy are the bane of our sports teams and now our country.

“Every lawyer in the entire universe says that the only trust that is viable is the one the President can’t show the documentation on. I don’t see how saying the Jazz trust is a responsible trust is anything but a sad attempt at fake news by the bitter leftwing that controls Utah.” - Sean Spicer
#alternatefacts

The Miller family also dumps millions into the Tour of Utah bike race every year. They seem like the exceeding rare sports owners who believe the team to be a community trust.

Andrew Bogut’s write-in of: “a congressional investigation into #Pizzagate” sort of counts.

Yes, every older generation loves to bitch about how worthless and dumbed-down the next gen is—fair point.

Remember The Three Stooges? Now there was some intelligent entertainment.

This isn’t at all about left vs right. This is about a man ill-suited to lead a town of 100 people let alone the most powerful nation on Earth. And he keeps proving this over and over. I thought the election was bad. But the inauguration has been worse.

I know you dumb fucks are upset that we see that you are dumb fucks, and we think that you are dumb fucks, and we call you dumb fucks, and we don’t agree to validate your ignorance and coddle your prejudice, and some people think we’re not supposed to call you dumb fucks “dumb fucks” anymore, but I’m old school. You…

1) Solid argument about Democrats being babies. The “I know you are but what am I” strategy.

Yeah, that electoral college is shit, ain’t it?

Poor Melania! jk #faustianbargain

All you and your administration had to do was act Presidential for one fucking day. One day, on YOUR Inauguration day, and you couldn’t even pull that off.....but at least you and the First Lady covered it up really well by showing how overwhelmingly happy you both were.  

Protesting and resistance WILL affect this man like no other President. If Pence were in charge he would just shake his head with a fake smile and go back to imposing the Dark Ages on America.

We did vote. The majority of voters didn’t want him.

Congratulations to the world champion Green Bay Packers.

Trump is one committing treason on a daily basis. Clinton has had a $600 million witchhunt aimed at her for 25 fucking years and the assholes on the both the right and left still can’t prove that she has EVER done ANYTHING illegal much less treasonous. Open your eyes. You got played by right wing and Russian…

Nothing brings people of all races together like ignoring MLS.