My favorite thing about this election is that the same people who always bitched that Obama was soft on Putin are now enthusiastically supporting a guy who is openly sucking his dick. Excuse my language.

i’m trying to buy a house right now.

I feel like I’m wearing a tin-foil hat here, but here goes: something in the meeting is leading the dems to think Comey himself is compromised at this point.

Seriously at this point how the fuck is this real life. It’s too much to absorb. Like my new reality has shifted too quickly and I can’t fucking handle it. If I had the money I seriously would just go and herd cows at this point. The world has gone fucking mad.

So we on the left are the patriots now and they’re the commie-loving traitors, right? Russia has taken over without firing a single shot and we are now a banana republic, being ruled by a puppet government. I can not comprehend what’s happening, I just can’t.

Living in a ‘factors leading to’ paragraph is terrifying.

Before this gets out of hand let me say stop it right now to anyone who is going to start throwing out ridiculous Hitler comparisons to Trump.

How and why do these people think they get to be the spokespersons for abstinence? YOU’RE LITERALLY WALKING, TALKING PROOF OF THE OPPOSITE OPINION

Abstinence-only is the only contraception that ever worked for Matt Garza and Bristol Palin.

To suggest I have influence is to suggest that the NBA officials can be influenced. If an official can be influenced by pressure from anyone, they should not be in the NBA.

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Given what happened in last year’s finals, the Warriors are giving him this position:

One of the officers involved made a joke about “killing the bums”; shortly after, SFPD officers shot and killed Luis Gongora, a 45-year-old homeless man.

Millenniums don’t even have to pay their dues before getting massive payouts and that’s why they are soft. Bill Belichik had to work for THIRTY YEARS in the rock smashing factory before anyone even allowed him into the room where you can look at a football. The only thing these Millenniums are DISRUPTING is hard work.…

I was starting to feel old because I’m older than the majority of NFL players. I am not prepared to be older than the coaches.

The Moon is our cool nightlight pal.

...and in an odd way, it wasn’t until he lifted the team up from San Diego and forced it to play on a kind of aircraft carrier thing that could fly and also be a boat and wasn’t directly connected to any particular populace or geography at all that Spanos could SEE the damage he wrought, and the tarnished legacy he…

The trouble is you do sound kinda racist. Really racist in fact. My God, I’m sort of amazed by how genuinely racist you come across. Voting Trump this year?

Yes, this definitely explains why the white Superman was just killed off and replaced with the older white Superman, and why there’s now another white Clark Kent. It’s that diversity scam that is entirely orchestrated to make you, a white male, feel bad about yourself, rather than making comics more accessible and…