Can we stop disparaging coke users by linking them to Donald Trump?

Gee...I wonder what could have been so distracting...

“It’s just like The Breakfast Club, except everyone is 70, evil, and maybe sundowning.”

“Even as Mr. Trump’s advisers publicly backed him on Tuesday and praised his debate performance, they were privately awash in second-guessing about why he stopped attacking Mrs. Clinton on trade and character issues and instead grew erratic, impatient and subdued as the night went on.”

Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.

When asked what he’s going to do now that he’s got a 100 million dollar contract, Antetokounpo said he’d carry on the fine Greek tradition of spending all 300 million of it.

In the metropolitan areas of Detroit and Atlanta--not just the central cities, but the entire regions as defined by the Census Bureau--the average black resident lives in a neighborhood with a smaller percentage of black residents than does the average black resident of the Milwaukee metro area.

First off, and I can’t stress this enough, fuck Feign and Edens and Lasry so goddamn hard. These fuckers probably sit around extolling the virtues of bootstraps and work ethic while simultaneously swiping $400M ($250M principle+$150M interest) from taxpayers without a single vote being cast. The Lasry and Edens story…

What a good boy, shitting outside.

Maybe if he’d kept his Large White Ass out of the sun it would have been more coherent about the US’s nuclear policy this evening...

FIFA has Bowser. PES has “Green Lizard King FC”.

I thought tennis was the one where two men wearing crotchless wet suits stand on opposite sides of a 47 foot long tube and try to blow a cockroach, which has been placed inside the tube, through the length of the tube and into their opponent’s mouth, but hey you learn something every single day here on the web.

Hillary will respond to a moderator question with insight and knowledge gleaned from decades in the limelight, displaying a mastery of the topic and recognition of its nuances that prevent a buzzwordy solution.

Say to them, “That is bullshit, and you know it, and I’m not going to engage with bullshit.”

This is an important point. The Republican Party and conservatives have been laying the groundwork for media acceptance of Trump lies for a very long time.

I don’t care about that! The reason to tell the truth is not that it might accomplish some strategic political goal like defeating a particular candidate. The reason to tell the truth is that it is the truth.

I find it pretty funny that people can participate in a discussion about the place of “fact-checking” in a presidential debate without reflecting on the individual who has singlehandedly made the discussion necessary.

Kirk Cameron’s birthday party. Evidently, the other guests were left behind.

Somewhere Bill Belichick just became urgently aroused, and he doesn’t know why.

Q: How do you know if you’re talking to a libertarian?