August 13th, so just a couple of weeks.

OK, clicked on the wrong Reply button and apparently Kinja won’t let me move my post to the right thread. But it sounds more like Dave Bautista was given a stack of Drax The Destroyer comics for research and, after reading them, he wanted to turn this one miniseries into a solo movie for the character, but since they…

That’s nothing. If you think that was a similar concept, it’s kinda funny that Dave Bautista is in this movie, while Drax the Destroyer was in this other miniseries, which has a more than similar plot:

No, that was unmistakably Richard Ayoade.

Hellraiser meets The Teletubbies 

Jackman did a great job, but that is not how Wolverine should’ve looked. Way back when, I thought Harvey Keitel circa Bad Lieutenant and The Piano was the perfect casting for Wolvie: older, on the short side for a superhero, strong but kinda pudgy at the same time... Of course he’s completely aged out of any chance of…

What, no love for Burt Lancaster and Nick Cravat? I’ll admit I haven’t seen The Crimson Pirate or The Flame and the Arrow since the times of VHS, so they may not have aged all that well, but let’s face it, they were already old back then and they’re classics for a reason. Sure, they’re both…

Sure, now all they have to do is hire her to play Skynet in the next Terminator movie and let her go “full method”. At least we won’t need to worry about social distancing anymore when “the 1%” actually refers to the amount of surviving humans, so glass half full, I guess.

This feels like some weird film school exercise, where they write a bunch of random ideas in pieces of paper, put them in a hat and then you have make a movie with whatever ones you happen to pick out of it.

Is it wrong that I want this show to be good, but most of all so it convinces Marvel to give Henwick and Simone Missick a Daughters of the Dragon show at Disney+?

“The only problem is he couldn’t do the “Lana... Lana... LANAAAAA!” schtick because he’d obliterate Lana Lang’s head.”

There’s this. It’s not what’s on Disney+, but it’s something:

They probably think they will rise again.

Their oath is to take no wife, shire no children, own no lands, that doesn’t mean they can’t frequent brothels or have random sex with whoever. Just remember where Arya found Meryn Trant and what kind of things that guy was doing.

So what you’re saying is, it’s Chekhov’s dick...

You should rewatch Episode 8, Season 6, “No One”, specifically starting around the 6-minute mark, a conversation between Arya and the theater lady she was supposed to kill:

-Where will you go?

-Essos is east and Westeros is west. But what’s west of Westeros?

-I don’t know.

-Nobody does. That’s where all the maps stop.

-The…

I’ll see your JB’s Shulkie and raise you a Walt Simonson’s Thor. Not that it wouldn’t be incredibly fun to see that version of Jen in theaters (or Byrne’s Alpha Flight, for that matter), but if there’s a run that screams for the big screen EPIC treatment, that’s the one I’d most want to see. Unfortunately, the chance…

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You realize the world is bigger than the US, right? And a word that has a certain history in your country doesn’t necessarily have the same kind of history in other countries. So perhaps stop applying your own cultural bias to people from different cultures than yours. “Lynching” in Spain doesn’t carry anything like…