He's lucky. They could have turned him into the HumanCent-iPad.

They got too much L-Dopa again.

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Impending tweet is potentially so graphic as to give you brain cancer, click if you dare.....

Did you have a stroke at the end of your comment?

Yeah, they could just blur every tweet till an arbitrary panel using a murky set of criteria decide if it is worth viewing.

Good reason for this. Steve Williams could not wrestle under his real name, as there was already a Dr Death Steve Williams, so he chose Austin because of the tv show.

Austin 3:16 says the exact same thing as John 3:16, because it would be unholy to manipulate the word of God in any way!

My personal favorite appearance has always been god in "it's multiplicity," from, Hitler Painted Roses. Ellison had god as a collective of officious people, more concerned with the veneer of righteousness than the reality of it.

AC units are supposed to do all the things you named, that's why it is called HVAC.

I was singed from here.

Yeah, I was just thinking the other day how I needed one of those.

"Why are you taking a bath?"

Yes it is. If the movie does that, don't read the book.

I vote for a long shear of light, followed by a series of low concussions.

If we are very lucky.

Things change.

The shitty personal essays are for Saturdays on Gawker. Let's keep things in order, please.

I handled her. Pretty easy really.

There is no "we". Notice how people are yelling at you? Up and down the comments?