(I absolutely hate crafting in games. Please make it stop!)

Seriously, how do you fuck up a two-word title?

It’s a stiletto, not a butterfly knife.

GO AHEAD...

Still ekin’ my way through Divinity: Original Sin 2: Definitive Edition: Colon Blow Out.

My most controversial modern TV opinion is...

Yeeeeeeah. Australian here.

READY PLAYER ONE: Everything wrong with nerd culture in one turgid volume!

Forget the dumbass memes of sharks on the freeway.

Man, who knew Miller from The Expanse was a great singer-songwriter?

When Slytherin sends it people, they’re not sending their best.

I loved it when Pirate Captain exclaimed “JESUS JONES!”

St. Cloud, to me, remains one of the most important villains the show has created - and I hold a special place of hatred in my heart.

“Inexhaustible wealth” is, remember, both Tony Stark’s and Bruce Wayne’s only superpower. 

Er, Red Death and Mrs. Red Death?

You Yanks.

No, no, the other one. Next to the resin skull ashtray that’s got red LEDs in its eyes, in front of bronze figurine of a nekkid barbarian chick riding a dragon.

“Bro, bro- all the good katana are made in Shenzhen nowadays!”

Elon Musk: the poster-children man-god of the 4chan generation. He’s everything a basement-dweller wishes to be!

I bet a signed dollar you’re a pedo!