Kidneys. The ol’ piss-strainers.

I don’t hate the show for any gender-based reasons.

Eh, we just let the chlamydia take ‘em out.

Man, Pursehouse Rural and CRT are selling ‘em cheap. Told you. No hay, not much demand for new pitchforks.

We’re counting on Toto.

Dude, he had a harelip.

You Seppos are lucky you don’t have Royalists. Christ almighty.

I’m capable of judging all aspects of Tolkien fandom.

That’s weird, that Dr. Who misogyny, since 90% of Dr. Who’s fanbase is 18-year-old girls. I’m guessing their pissed there’s no man-candy for them with the new doctor.

Well, fuck, what else am I going to do with this pitchfork? I’m in rural NSW, for fuck’s sake. There isn’t any hay to be had here for love nor money.

Battleaxe better be in the next ward over. God, she was good.

I honestly hope a black guy shoots her - just imagine how gloriously pissed-off she would be in real life.

Anyone else get the feeling they’re sizing up Red Death to be rival on the Council to Phantom Limb?

Not mean. I really want to see Hank have the utter shit kicked out of him. 

It would actually make him interesting.

Hank’s also too fucking dumb to ever be able to realise if he IS going to the dark side. My theory is is that he’ll end up a doing a bunch of evil shit, and not realise it.

I like to think it’s enshrined in the US Constitution that if beat the shit out of Andy Dick, no charges shall be pressed.

The wha?

“Now parge the lath!”

“From now on, she’s smokin’ for two!”