Insufferable heavy metal music and overwrought intro plays for like four fucking minutes.

True. I just hope the minimise, or better yet, completely delete, a well-thought out, interesting single player experience with fun yet challenging mechanics in exchange for multiplayer.

It’s going the way of porn, you know. Less professionals, more voyeuristic gazing on untalented amateurs who don’t know what they’re doing.

Nah, she’ll play the only person who can rescue a black man: a spunky, takes-no-guff, sassy upper-middle-class white Southern housewife.

Mike Cernovich edgy?

I know.

No, they’re just listening to them.

Hey, you want to go into bat for a company that listens to people who say date rape doesn’t exist, that’s on you.

And Hitler was a painter...hmm. Maybe that’s the connection.

Holy hell, you’re just groping like a Disney producer at child-actor casting call.

Don’t appropriate my culture. That’s Disney’s job.

Dude, Walt was an out-and-out anti-Semite and union-buster. Disney should’ve died years ago.

Sorry if speaking up against tacit agreement with Nazis offends you.

What the fuck is a duster?

Can’t wait till they start doing those insufferable, sped-up makeup tutorials showing how to apply camo paint.

I never fucking liked Disney.

Will it also be celebrating American Exceptionalism and American Hegemony, just as the film did?

“Best Australian Actor Actual Australians Had No Fucking Idea Existed Until Now”

“Best Picture That Is Held Up As A Beacon Of Progress And Social Enlightenment, But Was Made By Heartless American Corporations”

“Best Picture You All Jerk Off Over How Great It Is, How It’s The Best Piece Of Cinema Man Has Ever Wrought, Yet You Never Actually Watched, You Fucking Poseur”.

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