Please do not steal our economic plans.

Oh, yeah. She’s the patron saint of getting the kids a baby sitter, having a few chardonnays, and meetin’ up with the GIIIIIIIIIRL-FRAAAAAAAAAANS out at the cinema.

He was wrong to joke about paedophilia, because we all know Disney takes its paedophilia very, very seriously.

That’s Justin Bieber in the middle.

THE GREATER GOOD.

No, this is the best use of “A Thousand Miles”:

Mila Kunis! Queen of the Wine Mom movie!

Let’s all get one thing straight:

Aussie here. I keep telling everyone that, and screw GM for the lacklustre job they did on marketing the SS.

I blame Fiat for the SX4...

It’s your standard-issue Silicon Valley shell-game:

Can we finally call out nerds now for being the biggest consumerist whores on the planet? It’s the perfect storm: disposable income, little-to-no real-world expenses, and the inability to generate their own cultural capital means they spend on pointless signifiers.

David Cage is the only developer I’ve seen manage to do racist animation.  

Another actor Hollywood has ruined.

Goddamn it. Everyone stop raping people already, it’s a fucking bummer.

Owen? That you?

I don’t even remember Lakman or whate’er her name was. Kinnaman perpetually looked like he’d wandered onto the wrong set and was just going with it. Purefoy was OK. Blonde MILF was...memorable. Latina Cop was borderline OTT.

I mean, you may think that the effort, meganoggined Edgar Allen would be a terrible choice as virtual bodyguard - 19th century dandy writers not much known for their martial prowess - but remember that Jimi got kicked outta the army for shirking guard duty to go score weed.

“So, uh, what’s...what’s this?”

To be fair, that could be said of about three-quarters of Netflix’s own-brand stuff.