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Dude knows feet, but. Would’ve been perfect for directing Hobbits.

Tarantino would’ve self-inserted himself as Tom Bombadil.

The man pulled off a motherfuckin’ fob watch in the 1990s.

“Yes, Father O’Reilly.”

I just hope that since they’re retrofitting it as a warship, they call it the John Moses Browning as a nod...

For some reason, Alex has the reputation for the best one-liners in this show, but I still think Amos has him beaten.

“If one places a bunch of Mormons on the mantelpiece in the first season, one must fire them before the last...”

I loved how disappoint Amos was for missing out on pacifying mutiny.

Because I know this is important to AV Club readers, that tea set, if anyone’s wondering, is Royal Albert in their “Old Country Roses” pattern.

Eh, nae doont fuckin tell me that there lad what plays Jimmy Delos is fuckin Swanney fae Trainspottin’, ye ken?

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That and HOLY SHIT IT’S THEY GOT RICHARD CRENNA.

Be the closest thing the Native Americans would get to being mentioned in the Constitution... :(

NORMAL GUY: “You can’t build a black hole in a lab in downtown San Francisco using an illegal nuclear reactor!”

I like the de-empathising treatment better than the cliché of the scientist who just doesn’t understand people and society.

I hate Av’s behaviour towards Naomi...but right now I hate Naomi more. She goes against the vote to destroy the samples of the protomolecule, but then whinges like...well, like a Pom when everyone backs out of the vote to got to Tycho.

Gosh, the AK is such decrepit old ship...

It is to Bogandom what Israel is to Jews.

It gets easier once you know what to look for...and where to look. As you said yourself to West Coast Shady, proximity to earth significantly increases Earth’s odds of finding them.

How is it even possible for these platforms to go undetected?

I’m so glad they didn’t the stale old trope of having a man’s voice in the background of his wife’s message going “Honey? Who’re you talking to?”