gotta say, as someone who has traveled several times to the Society Islands, Bora Bora is extremely overrated and full of obnoxious newlyweds who read somewhere that honeymooning there will outdo their sorority sisters and frat brothers honeymoon plans. Expensive and tacky. Now, when you've had a chance to get your…

That's the Bora Bora St. Regis? Well, suddenly I'm more on board with this plan.

I would rather go to Bora Bora than have a stupid wedding.

This is why picture messaging is disabled on my kids' cell phones. As I said to one of them: "you can send dick pictures when you're paying for your own cell phone and not a moment before."

And I'm tired of rich people (minority) running this country too.

is it too early to start a drinking game for the "why not adopt" comments? I do have a mug of coffee handy....

So a distraught teenager has to plead her case against a trained lawyer? How is that possibly considered the least bit legal?

Remember, every woman of reproductive age who still has her uterus/ovaries should be considered "pre-pregnant" at all times. Weekly pregnancy tests should be mandatory. No smoking, drinking, eating problematic foods for you! Get your daily vitamins administered at the Ministry of Wombs. You think you are a person who…

One of my pet peeves of meeting a girl from tinder or okcupid is when we meet and first hug, she'll always say something like 'It's so great to meet you' and I'll be like 'QUIET! Now people are going to know we met from the internet ahhhhh'

I spent a lot of time in areas where pit latrines are the standard bathroom facilities - for the first week, Itook off all my clothing before using the bathroom until I got the hang of it. At this point I can pee standing up and I consider it one of my great accomplishments as a woman.

Man, people are already taking this thread SUPER seriously and negatively. To all I say: chillax. This thread is not meant to stop women from becoming mothers. If you really want to be a mother, nothing in this thread will stop you, and if it does, then you really didn't want to be a mother.

I had a really problematic pregnancy. When I delivered, I tore. Forward. This is apparently kind of rare, but I split up the middle toward my clitoris. I cannot explain how painful that was.

So I went to one of those super hippy birth classes (for TEN weeks) and they were against everything that doctors normally advise. This would include not eating a lot as you're going into labor, or the day you're to be induced (of course they were against that as well). I ended up being induced at 42 weeks because…

When I was a kid and exactly as lazy as I am now and didn't want to get out of bed for school my parents would just open the back door and let my dog into the house. He would run straight for my room, jump on my bed, and immediately start slobbering on my face and trying to wrestle with me.

I pooped while pushing. Everyone was cool and pretended like it didn't happen.

shit, it shouldn't even be honorary imo. it should "count", so to speak. TUFTS should be expelled from tufts. they are the real failures.

She is actually trying to help you poop like this article is. In essence she's saying: The shit box is not in there. You won't be able to hide your poop! It's not sanitary.

I consider each and every one of you a dear friend, so just between us: Is there anything better than a really awesome poo?

I had a Saint Bernard growing up, so this video speaks to me. It was like living with a giant, drooling teddy bear, and this makes me miss him so much.