May I be the first to say

My husband is a brony and it's ruining our marriage. Thanks for eight and a half wasted years, you sonofabitch.

A quote from The Mirren might help them? Or maybe not.

what they're doing, they are like cave women waiting for caveman to bonk them on the head and drag them into the caves by the hair. That's who they are. They're the ones putting us back into the stone ages."

My partner is 6'4" and a feminist - could I, should I use this study to shame him into doing more of the housework?

They do say West Side! I have no clue what it says on his cheeks. The left cheek looks like it says "Hoover".

Oh dear god no.

exactly. I kept thinking, "so, people really live this way?" I feel bad she had OCD and those issues as such a young child, but then I can't help but feel like somehow her upber privileged, affected, hipster parents maybe contributed to it? I'm having a hard time expressing myself, but my point is, I fully believe and…

I heard Wal*Mart cried a solitary tear when you decided to not go there. It was pretty epic. ;-)

We must remember that our schools' number one priority is turning out bloated former football players, not academics!

It won't ever happen because it will fuck up sports schedules.

Yep. Like I said, no real punishment of the company (the only real punishment for profit-oriented companies is to take away their profit.) As long as people say, "OMG I HATE THE NFL" but keep watching the games, the NFL can do whatever it pleases. Words don't phase them. Dollars do.

That was big in the 80s, too.

After the NFL firmly informed their female fans they don't care about us by suspending RayRice for just two games after he knocked out his fiancé and dragged her out of an elevator on camera, they want us to buy t-shirts.

NFL culture has always grossed me out and this has just made it worse

In small, tight-knit communities it's really easy to tell who's too cheap to pay for their coffee.

Stop laughing — not everyone is a soulless despot hellbent on dragging the rest of humanity into an abyss of misery (which I know is exactly how you feel every morning before you have your first cup of coffee).

Shush, you don't know me!!

At the motel, Krauss drew his service weapon and told the woman that he wanted to anally penetrate her with the gun. When she refused, and began to cry, "Krauss then pushed her back, pulled off her pants, and had sex with her." And then he drove her home to the same husband that led her to call the police in the…

even though I am almost 40, it's times like this when I read that someone was anally raped by a gun, that I realize I am sheltered. What kind of sick monster could possibly make rape scarier? I can't even process it. Taken from your abusive partner to get ass raped by a firearm and then sent back to your abuser. Just…

this is my opinion on lena dunham (bc i am on the internet a lot and i watch tv and i'm sorry but i have an opinion about lena dunham. i wish i were cool enough not to.):