The cheesy professional pictures are terrible for everything. I didn't even hire a photographer for my wedding because I don't like posing. However, there is a picture of my mom when she was pregnant with me. She's just hanging out with my uncle and grandma and none of them are looking at the camera because they are…

This is great. The fiance and I both find these big belly photos (and all the weird things people do with them) bizarre. There's nothing wrong with a pregnant woman's body. I just find many ill-thought pregnancy photos to be weird and less-than-flattering to them woman in question. I say that both as a hobbyist…

The original.

No one has to tan to have a healthy looking complexion.

Me, I'm voting for Selfone.

This happens to me, too. Except that my demon seems particularly fueled to send text messages after heavy drinking.

Yeah you have a problem. You are simply TOO AWESOME!

Disagree! I think it can be extra raunchy to dress filthiness up in the language of a science textbook.

I'll defend the canadian tuxedo until the day I die but I HATE HATE HATE bucket hats. There's a subtrend in street wear right now where dudes are wearing bucket hats, and whenever I go to a hip hop type event and see otherwise hot dudes in bucket hats I want to rip them off their heads and scream at them until they…

whatevs. I've been wearing cutoffs and sleeveless chambre button ups for like four months. It's mildly liberating.

I adore the Canadian tuxedo. Is that a slur? Pls advise.

No. Just no. It's 110 outside right now. August is going to be worse. I won't wear denim until flippin' December. Don't be stupid, lady magazines. It might not be as hot as Hades where they live, but it can't be super pleasant in August. Jeez.

Never forget.

Geraldo, Ben Stein's Best Friend.

CPS should be called on her parent's inability to shoot a video properly.

Oh my god, anti-choicers, GET A LIFE. (But only if you want to, when you want to)

Thank god for closed captioning.

Can we stop calling women 'females'? It has really negative connotations — if you don't believe me, try searching twitter for 'females' vs 'women.' The way it's used is not positive.

I guess they issued a twatwa.

MY DAD IS IMPORTANT is in the lead, but IT WASN'T REALLY A THREAT I WAS JOKING is thundering up the rear. And now I'M GONNA GET YOU FIRED is making his move!