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And now I will finally play Grand Theft Auto V.

Developers can now nerf graphics post-launch.

You never talk about your ex's. They ask something, tell them you don't remember and that shit didn't mean enough to want to remember. Then, change the subject back to your current SO, as she is trying to set a trap for you. It's a test. It's always a test. And failure is about 90% guaranteed.

I have only known for the past few minutes and if you excuse me I very desperately have to write the eBay listing for my Ferrari.

Okay, honesty time: How many of us would actually pull over and stop on the freeway for a black Monte Carlo with no police badging and tiny police-looking lights that's running you off the road in a very unprofessional way? I know I wouldn't. I would get the fuck out of there, and if he kept pursuing, I would pull

That's a whopper. Are you blind?

My one complaint is that the wrapper is clearly too small for the burger.

Seriously? Authoritative take with zero substance. Many public/private schools weight the AP's, so an A isn't worth a "4," it's worth a "5." Colleges undo this funny math, no pun intended, but you're saying there was no such thing as this when there most certainly was.

How the hell did you get into two good schools without taking AP classes? That just blows my mind.

Looks better than the production one, that's certain.

Ridge racer level drifting right here

Well, we know he completed "send rounds".

Confusing list. I expected him to use bullets.

Wait, WHAT?

The Top Gear USA haters were right. Upon contact with Tanner Foust, Top Gear died. RIP in Peace Top Gear :(

Trevor was entirely designed to be unlikable, and that's what made him an amazing character. Sure, you didn't like him, but that was the POINT. Just because you don't like them doesn't make them a bad character (it's actually easier to like bad character designs than good ones)

You can opt to not kill any of them.

just wondering which ending you chose for V.

I honestly didn't really care for GTA4 or GTA5's story. Niko's entire story is him bitching and moaning about not wanting to hurt people and then immediately taking jobs where he murders dozens of people without a second thought.