Not in my experience. Usually the cheese acts like the bagel is hot nickel and tries to run away.

Almost like this:

I keep thinking this would be a fun place to dispose of contaminated fraking waste water.

Hmph. Reason #4 why nuclear energy is actually awesome.

Gotta kill a few people. Then you got to get sent to a slam, where they tell you you’ll never see daylight again. You dig up a doctor, and you pay him 20 menthol Kools to do a surgical shine job on your eyeballs.

And now I will finally play Grand Theft Auto V.

Re. 2., waste sucks.

As a liberal, it's fun to mock the anti-science idiocy of the right-wing. But nuclear power is decidedly where liberals run afoul of scientific reality.

Yup, I was going to point out some of that. Especially under the Iranian nuclear talks there is huge swaths of reactor designs that utilize low enrichment fissionable materials.

Just to be clear- there will have to be direct walks across to the other side, right? Otherwise you end up with: “Shit- I need Phil from accounting to sign this document, but he works on the other side of this stupid fucking flying saucer that we live in.”

Bogus reasons! Nuclear electricity does not equal nuclear bombs. Power plants cannot have a nuclear explosion. The safety record of nuclear power in the West is testament to its safety. Even Three Mile Island was an example of safety systems working—no one was harmed.

Testify, non-college bro. [high five]

Calm down, people, he's trolling.

Odd.

Developers can now nerf graphics post-launch.

I used to do computer repair stuff for friends. Used to. I sold an old pc of mine to a female friend for dirt cheap. She just needed something to get online with and wanted to download photos from her digital camera (this was probably eight years ago now). So I hooked her up with something that did the trick, and she…

You never talk about your ex's. They ask something, tell them you don't remember and that shit didn't mean enough to want to remember. Then, change the subject back to your current SO, as she is trying to set a trap for you. It's a test. It's always a test. And failure is about 90% guaranteed.

Man, I feel you. But like.....I kind of think it is? I don't mean to be needlessly gratuitous (most of the time), but if you asked me "is Microsoft really turning it around or is Microsoft really turning it the fuck around?" the answer is door number 2 no contest.