Awesome work sir! BTW I used to rescue pits and do not recommend that (pitbull fights are heartbreaking and frequent with rescues). I do however recommend Boston Terriers for literally everyone.

*To be read in the most super-happy white person voice you can think of*

Best article I have seen within Kinja thus far.

Indeed, if you have a chainsaw it kind of makes the one log fire pointless. Alternatively you could just be a man and split a tree from the center 3 times with a hearty punch to the stump.

I have Asperger's so good luck!

I still play assasins creed one because I think the physics and graphics and environment in that are still better than all the rest. It's like they never progress. It's like the batman games... They just keep getting worse.

lol "startup" with a rolex. Contradiction defined.

I would pay $20 just for the disconnect code names.

It is more of an mmo than most mmo's are. I would even go so far as to say it is an fpsmmorpg with stop motion elements.

I used to work for them as a GameMaster and I am glad to see them make it to 10 years. Although the company I worked for that was contracted by them sucked, you could still see the culture bleeding in everywhere. It was awesome. BTW, no mention of game master island?

I had the Honey Sriracha with chicken. Might have been the best pizza I have had in the past 5 years. Aside from Dion's Green chile and Pepperoni in Albuquerque.

So they are renting a crappy programmer for a couple months? I don't get it. What does the country of Sweden get for 30k here?

I totally use this rule! I catch myself from time to time with, "Hey this guy is great and all, but I just don't see us shooting up together in the future."

But they could just used history as the narrative instead of making up their own ego stroking crappy video game creator story. I have played them all (seriously) and just imagining not having to go through all that crap makes me drool. I would play through again if I didn't have to go through that crap. It completely…

The only question that matters: Will my character/build transfer to Destiny2 when it is released?

If you had to pay for it yourself, would you have still gone to college?

I am saving every damn New Horizons coupon I can find.

This already exists and you don't need an app for it...

We did this to ourselves about as much as we made Bush our president... Diebold is a heck of a drug. I bet Dick Cheney is laughing his ass off.

The design looks horrible... Who thought, "Hey fellow mug engineers, we need to put more things sticking out off of this mug. We should put a huge handle on it and put legs on the bottom so no one can use a cup holder. BRILLIANT!"

The design looks horrible... Who thought, "Hey fellow mug engineers, we need to put more things sticking out off of…