Why get rid of something so wonderful like cargo pants/shorts? “They are ugly” you say? Then why are you wearing track pants which are little more than shiny sweatpants with zippers near the ankles?

It’s too bad someone doesn’t invite some kind of zippered bag with adjustable shoulder straps that you can just throw on your back and easily carry all kinds of stuff.

(note: am man with long-ish hair) I like wearing my sunglasses on top of my head to keep my hair out of my eyes. Thanks to your inspiration, I’m now going to imagine I’m wearing a tiara so I can feel fabulous!

Agreed—cargo pants are the only way to go when traveling by air. I can stash all my items in the various pockets, and then, when I get to security, I just take off my pants and put everything through the metal detector in one neat package!

The fashion elite really needs to make the man purse an accepted thing if they’re also going to make fun of cargo shorts.

I can’t stand the look of cargo pants, but if one is going through an airport (especially when travelling internationally,) there’s nothing better. You have a secure place for your sunglasses, passport, plane ticket, and anything else you need. I don’t give a shit if I look like a dork.

Kids these days will never know the joy of holding the map and being assigned the duty of Navigator for family trips. Sure, your parent(s) looked at the map ahead of time but are they taking the East or West exit? That’s your job! You’re helping! They’ve given you a responsibility and it’s up to you to see that you…

(note: am lady) I like wearing my sunglasses on top of my head because it kind of looks like I’m wearing a tiara.

I went from Portugal to Austria using Let’s Go Europe in 1997. I just figured out the bus and train schedules and away I went. 

David:

A month before your trip you went to AAA and ordered a TripTik, and if God favored you it would be ready by the time you left. Also, we had compasses on our dashboards.

It’s kind of hard to run while inhaling old man farts

oh my god i didnt know that reaction was so universal. here is my favorite gif ive made of a Giants fan realizing he fucked up:

Thank you! There’s a bunch of slackers around here.

Really? No one? Fine, I’ll do it.

Are we not men?

I can’t believe it, dude took down that tweet already. And going through his twitter feed, I discovered that GQ is now endorsing pleated pants. I don’t know what to believe anymore.

What elevates it in my head is that she’s holding a plastic champagne glass in the other hand while casually tossing the fallen pizza away with the other. I was expecting a huge “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM” moment from her based on the glass. 

Best part (48 seconds in) is that his pizza and paper plate land upright in the lady’s lap in front of him. She brusquely brushes it away with a delicious callousness.  Like a boss.  

No mention of them picking on minorities? First guy was Asian and the second appears to be Indian or possibly northern African. Not only assholes but racist assholes!