I’m not at all interested in watching the Bucks or Raptors getting inevitably wrecked by GS while they win their umpteeth championship, so I think I’ll just skip out on the Finals this year and enjoy a few nice spring evenings on a patio somewhere.

Fuck me, I’ve been on a Modest Mouse kick all damned day.

Looks like that Idiot didn’t eat enough tape of this master at work before he decided to hit the field yesterday:

As one of the many previously brain injured/coma experiencing commentariat here, I’d like to wish you well in your ongoing recovery and adjustment to the new normal, and I hope that the fates do for you what they did for me and give your favorite team a championship in their following season. (But maybe without the…

Random pleb opinion: watermelon mojito.

At least there were enough boos directed at Russell to hear that on the broadcast last night. Not as many as I would’ve preferred, but definitely better than the possible warm reception I was fearing.

Lady here as well: I do the same damn thing. Princess Sun Protection ready for duty.

until two hours after Sunset stopping only when your Mother demanded a clean restroom and not the bushes on the side of the road

I still have an now-dearly-outdated Mapsco US road atlas in my trunk, AMA.

No.

Oh god, PLEATS?

Well, you’ve done it. You’ve gone and spoiled me. I now demand Michigan accents at some point in every episode of Deadcast from here on out.

While I can’t remember much of the writing, I would like to thank it (back when I got it sent to my house because I had an Insider account to read archives of Hunter Thompson’s old columns there) for giving me great full-sized square page images of Derrek Lee and Carlos Zambrano to hang up in my cubicle at work back…

I’d highly recommend remedying the middle one. (Just go with the original, not the remake.)

Moore will never apologize for any of this—he was spoofing, you see

That second quarter had me all kinds of worried for a bit, but man, it’s nice to have a little hope of moving on before inevitably getting bounced out of the playoffs this year. Time to crank up my honorary tio’s puro jam.

I hope Yu manages to get O’Nora one more time when he’s behind the plate this year, just to let him know for sure that he didn’t appreciate how terribly that first start in Arlington this year was called.

I mean, you already paid for tickets and made an effort to get there. So long as you’re fine with the pain and it’s not compound, it’s not going to un-break itself any faster, might as well stick around and enjoy this.

“The team I support (Ohio State) did win the NIT in 2008 and I was on campus when it happened. More people cared about the March Madness (we weren’t in) than the NIT that the team actually was playing in. When they won the NIT title, the reaction was best described as “ooh, that’s cool, but why didn’t you play like…