She could have taken those ships from behind. 

I can’t believe it, dude took down that tweet already. And going through his twitter feed, I discovered that GQ is now endorsing pleated pants. I don’t know what to believe anymore.

What elevates it in my head is that she’s holding a plastic champagne glass in the other hand while casually tossing the fallen pizza away with the other. I was expecting a huge “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM” moment from her based on the glass. 

Best part (48 seconds in) is that his pizza and paper plate land upright in the lady’s lap in front of him. She brusquely brushes it away with a delicious callousness.  Like a boss.  

When Japanese ppl complain about “foreign visitors”, they really mean the mainland Chinese.

You mean China. Don’t tar us with them.

You can rest assured that an East-Asian tourist could urinate on the Mona Lisa and they wouldn’t even approach Russian tourists.

American tourists are often loud and annoying and stand out like a sore thumb, and the English can be awful too, but I think they’re generally harmless as long as you keep them away from nature preserves, but I find that East Asian tourists can be downright destructive. Maybe it’s confirmation bias, but I feel like…

I feel like we need to update the Bad Tourist power rankings:

No mention of them picking on minorities? First guy was Asian and the second appears to be Indian or possibly northern African. Not only assholes but racist assholes!

I’ve subscribed since the beginning and have always referred to it as “espen” because of that commercial.

if only there were other places that offered the ability to do that

Dives in hockey are usually pretty easy to tell. If a player gets legitimately knocked down, they tend to spring right back up so they don’t get caught out of position or they immediately get up and go after the person who hit them in some mistaken form of machismo.

Which is still objectively more dignified than impersonating Willem Dafoe in Platoon, the go-to move for soccer and basketball players.

Let us stipulate that diving, or flopping, is not so common in hockey as it is in some other sports we could name,

I thought he flopped. Sure Maroon pushed off, but it wasn’t strong enough to knock him down, especially in the stance he was in.

Ah deadspin.  The only sports website where a joke about castratos will land in the comments section.

This definitely takes him out of the running to star in the reboot of Timecop.

Now they have a castrato who can hit the high notes during the anthem.

Damn man that’s rough, can you still smoke weed? I think I could (should?) stop drinking as long as I could still smoke weed.