Theme sequences should be exciting, catchy, and memorable. 30 Years after the original cartoon series I can still remember how it goes and recognize the tune. 30 minutes from now I won’t remember this garbage. 

Chevy made a Lexus RX and called it a Blazer.

I’ve been getting all of that by using Moviepass along with Stubs and Regal’s free membership. I’d rather be able to go to any theater instead of being locked into a single chain.

This bird approves.

I’m in this camp. I don’t give a shit if you raise or lower taxes, but I want my tax dollars to be spent on what you said you would, THIS YEAR. No ridiculous 20 year pipe dream hyperloop projects. Fix my fucking road on the way to work. Some of the road’s here in the north bay are as bad as third world countries.

I don’t know if this is an attack on people wanting lower taxes but most people who desire lower taxes don’t want basic needs like roads negated, but rather want their taxes spent more wisely.

If this was my wife we would be talking to the cops, bank, and insurance company about why she decided to burn the car to the ground the second she saw a snake in her car.

Jason, I mention this every time you or another writer at Jalopnik writes about patents. You mostly do not understand them. As I’ve said before, a published application is not a patent, it’s just an application. You can file an application and have it publish for pretty much anything. It has nothing to do with whether…

Everyone should understand this is not a big win for the Cake guy that it’s being made out to be.

I know, me and my buddies need some spoon engines for Race Wars and hijacking these simi’s are easy. We just drive up in our 3 blacked out civics with neon underglow and no one ever sees us.

yea we used to live in NYC and there were some south african spots that sold it. Now we live in Cleveland and my wife orders it from somewhere online.

Pictured but not discussed: Biltong

Pictured but not discussed: biltong. When I grew up our local butcher was South African and us kids would happily skip straight past the candy store to spend all of our pocket money on his house made biltong. One year I even requested biltong for my birthday present.

I love AP Bio and laugh a ton every episode. I know not many seem to be liking it but I don’t tune into it for a realistic portrayal of school. I also don’t mind that the character is similar to Dennis from Always Sunny. Just like the Mick, the actors have a particular strength in playing these unhinged, selfish…

Excellent and reasonably unbiased reporting!

Oh man, how great would that be if the new GMG failed too?

Kevin Mitnick. For chrissakes have everybody forgotten him?

Definitely one of the dumbest suspension mods I’ve ever seen.

I often try to pinpoint the moment when “everyone is entitled to their opinions” somehow erroneously morphed into “everyone’s opinion is entitled to respect.” Because NO.

Mark Sanchez sympathizes, as he knows what it's like struggling to read.