PURPLE SILK MUST OWN

You’ve got this all wrong man. THIS IS HOLLYWOOD! We should be so lucky that they televise this exercise in self-pleasuring for us plebs to watch.

Put your top on and back away from the fridge. You’re letting out all the cold air.

Family friends from South Africa swear by their Land Cruisers and Hiluxs, and they flog the shit out of them.

I feel like nearly all NBC Olympics coverage has been flubbed for a while.

I dunno about Sean, but I’d risk the cancer for CZJ

WHAT IS SHE DOING OMG NOOOOOOOOOO

This is amazing. She trolled the fucking world and didn’t even have to tweet.

T’Challa felt like Carlton in a room full of Wills.

I saw a post on Twitter for a Shuri in Oakland series before the movie, now that I’ve seen it, I def think it could be amazing.

HI Katherine, this is breaking news. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/fbi-got-tip-parkland-shooter-nikolas-cruz-january-didn-t-n848681

1) Unless I’m missing it, the CNN study linked says that states without restrictions on high cap magazines experience higher mass shooting deaths, not gun deaths as a whole. 

Dodge caravans are awesome.

I’m not going to call you a commie loser, but why would someone making more than $1mil need to pay more? Is it just because they can?

Marshmallows and fairy shits

Was it racist the multiple times Obama used the term?

You’re missing out on the other conspiracy theories of his Muslim wedding ring, the secret dick on his jacket sleeve, and the watch 3:18 supposedly referencing the Quran.

I’m disappointed that not one person has made a Fast and Furious reference in the comments yet.

It’s no Plum Crazy, but I also love it.

I’m sure there are plenty of volunteers willing to help keep that body warm