YEAH FUCK BILL GATES HE DOESNT DONATE TO MY CHOSEN CHARITY EWAAAAHHHHHH.

A good mule is extremely delicious and refreshing, BUT they have to be made right. I’ve actually had to send Mules back before.

Why do they have to be NFL refs? ALL BLIND REFS MATTER

BUT BUT THEY DONT PAY THEIR FAIR SHARE!

Is that pronounced “ass fart dot tv?”

I’m partial to this cover of Stand By Me from Brick Mansions

Trump won because American culture has devolved into 140-char twitter wars and a market where the ever so talented Kardashians can be rich and famous. People have limited attention spans, and want a good show. Trump went big dick out of the gate and smacked his member around lil Marco’s forehead and that low energy…

This is also the same CNN that said it was illegal for us to read wikileaks. They were clearly biased against Trump and his campaign, which was already a target rich environment by itself.

I just want facts. No editorials.

I have the travel pik, and the thing is amazing. It’s actually kind of scary to see everything that flushes out from between the tootheses.

I have the travel pik, and the thing is amazing. It’s actually kind of scary to see everything that flushes out from…

Why would there be?

I just got back from a trip where I used the roll method with packing cubes for the first time. They keep everything rolled so tight and neat, and you can organize!

It’s so nice to have two free hands to grab all the hors I can.

Why not? Of all the candidates, I felt only Bernie actually believed in his own platform. I’ll take a person of integrity that disagrees with me, over a pandering shill any day.

I wanted Biden Warren 2016.

The best argument against term limits that I have seen, is that lobbyists don’t have term limits.

This.

That’s an easy one. There are many immigrants that have worked long and hard to become citizens, and they resent others that are trying to skirt the process.

You’d think republicans would love PPH. I mean, do they honestly think that unaborted fetus is going to grow up and vote red? They would be better off having a firesale on abortions.

Did you just try and say there aren’t corruption elements in the DNC?