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My mom and I saw him on TV this weekend, and I said he was a fan favorite for Bond. She approved. My mom has good taste.

I always thought the Calvin Harris thing was the real deal. Same with Jake Gyllenhaal... and we all have a John Mayer or two in our backgrounds. But you have to admit this level of PDA is unusual.

Honestly I don’t see this one ending well for either of them unless they dial it back to look like an actual “A-list” relationship

My only hope for this song, other than the one where #SomosOrlando specifically gets tons of money, is that the people writing about it will respect that the rhythm is not “tropical” or “trop-pop” but in fact, sounds like it will be two Puerto Rican artists on a poppy reggaetón/dembow riff. (Music writers: stop

She blew a ticket clerk in the alley behind the theater last week.

Show is so good. Love Jamie Bell in it. He's one of those actors I forget about but he's always good in what he's doing.

They do that to me all the time.

Yay! (This gif will never stop being wonderful.)

Exactly.

you can’t just pick a new job off the fucking job tree anymore. Shit is impossible to land at all levels/in all fields since the recession.

Ugh. Growing up we had a dog that would go in the garden and eat those off the vines. She’d come back in the house with tomato jelly on her snout. Disgusting.

It’s that jelly-like consistency around the seeds I cannot stand. It’s slimy and gross.

I had to find about five gifs expressing all the NO I have for this sandwich idea. It’s an abomination.

Raw tomatoes are vile and so is this sandwich. (You are lovely; I just have strong negative feelings about tomatoes.)

So she was Taylor Swift before Taylor Swift was Taylor Swift?

As you should. The one thing I learned from the Civil War press tour is he is a man of a million expressions that are inherently gif-able.

There was a “Summer in Chicago” show at one point, but it wasn’t on for long and I don’t think there was a second season.

It almost feels like he’s being blackmailed into this. I mean, his face is all kinds of sadness and regret.

I was waiting for someone to bring up “Chef”! I love that movie. I like a lot of what she’s done, actually. She’s not the actress that makes me think, “OMG THIS IS INCREDIBLE” but frankly I don’t love all of JLaw’s performances, either. (I’m sorry, but she was not Oscar-worthy in “American Hustle” and I will never