Larry saying, “FUCK YOU!” to the inspirational quotes on the text chain pretty much sums up the human experience.

Come see Bottomless Pete, nature’s cruelest mistake!

Larry belting out the twirling, celebratory JG Wentworth song should win him an Emmy. That should be the first thing that plays anytime anyone does highlight clips from this show.

AVC lately:

He’s got fired from a job for making bad jokes, which means he has a loyal, built-in fanbase of online chuds who will follow him off a cliff and I’m sure are being very normal and chill towards you in the greys right now.

This is why Gen Z is doomed. You think the internet is real world. You are all gonna die from drinking bleach to cure Covid because a pretty blonde on TikTok told you too

He has a podcast!!!! Oh then he must be famous! Either that or he’s every third white guy in America.

I keep seeing people in these comments calling this guy is famous. For what? Is he on a show? In a movie? Dating Taylor Swift?

Stop reading,  or do you just like being outraged and ranting?  

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One of these days these people are going to realize our eyes are aligned horizontally, right?

“Former Game Of Thrones showrunners David Benioff and D.B. Weiss have borne the cross of the series’ terrible final season for nearly half a decade now,”

Marty being in China in perpetuity is the kind of totally dumb thing Einstein would have loved. It was the right call. 

I love the passage of time on this show. It really creates a sense of depth to the characters. Hardest of all is that they’ve tried to fill the Marty-sized hole with Freddy. Vaughn isn’t bad, but he just doesn’t have that magic deadpan energy. 

Only three episodes in but the most promising CURB season in years.

What was shown there was absolutely both “funny” and “super weird”.

Why would you assume that when I’m literally talking about it. I watched it. It was bad, yes, but in a boring way. Editing extreme close-ups on the end of the dumb dialogue didn’t make it funny to me, sorry.

Maybe I’m just deadened to anything that isn’t truly deep hurting thanks to decades of MST3K and Rifftrax but this movie just seems bad in a mundane, boring way, while everyone is trying really hard to convince themselves it’s bad in a funny or super weird way.

face the truth nerd. it’s over

“tons of people are currently loving the hell out of The Marvels now that it’s on Disney”