It would still count as attempted murder.

The fact that everyone below is jumping through hoops trying to defend this plot hole just shows how sloppy the writing can get on this show. If you have to make up entire scenes in your head in order to explain what just happened on screen, then the writers/editors have failed.

I actually liked this one slightly more than the pilot *because* it was a little slower and more coherent. I like the Crank style well enough, but I love watching Meloni in these longer slices more.

Just keep singing to yourself... *first p3nis, very first p3nis p3nis...*

I mean... did you even *see* him in the bathtub??

I had to turn away at the final zit scene!

Yeah I didn’t see a theme song this week, so prob just something with Allison’s screener.

rofl, thank you.

I thought it was great! Had me in stitches several times! “F. Murry Outfit” rofl...

How’s this? ;)

Yeah, I couldn’t figure out why Caroline thought that was laugh-worthy. It’s absolutely a thing, and if you’re walking around a major city, you bet you can be id’d at any time.

The height disparity between Helfer and Garcia reminds me of the one between Janney and Chenoweth on The West Wing back in the day!

Ikea sells do-it-yourself spaceship shed kits on Earth-38!

Seven, we need you.

They hadn’t until JJ (and Brannon/Braga) got their hands on it. There was a bible of things that could and could not happen. These new people just crapped all over it in the service of cheesy story beats.

The whole show is beyond stupid. Dumb people doing dumb things. JJ-verse in series form.

Well, so is everyone else on the show, apparently...

C at best. Haddish (I don’t know who she is) was fine. The writing was awful. I mean... a jerking off a dolphin sketch? This is where we are?

Did you ever try Heroes: Reborn? Because that’s the only show I watched all the way through that was worse than this mess! (Maybe!)

Just because I loved it too, lol...