Google Hangouts is not their main messaging app. Google’s SMS system is a pile of shit.

“Oops forgot my wallet... Whatever shall I do?”

Ditch the attitude.

That’s the problem with this bullshit...

You can’t use single pixels and a planet on a screen to depict the number of pieces of space junk.

It doesn’t count when you custom blowtorch each piece cooked to fit.

Or you can just strap cameras to rats...

You are an exception to the norm.

Elon Musk is the sort of guy with big dreams... But he needs people to make it work. People smarter than him.

Well, mostly you end up working for old greedy douchebag businessmen.

Uh. It is a personal vibrator.

Hopefully DMC

Noooooooooo!

William Bell is amused.

Your car requires that you register it.

Damnit. I did too many squats and now all my jeans won’t fit. Curse you bowflex.

Bwuahaha.

Winslow Bent sounds Jedi.... Kinda Mace Windu ish

Screw you, Dixie plastic dishware company... I ate too much BBQ and got fat. I’m going to sue you.