Not this parenting media tho! This is different.

Whew! Was worried I was going to have to actually read this entire article.

Wow, Matt Leinart really let himself go.

Wow, I tried making a relevant comment and it was moderated away, along with several other greys I remember reading. Funny, the thoughtless anti-gun sentiments are okay, but the gang-related and personal responsibility-related sentiments aren’t? Nice bias.

Dammit, I came here hoping for a Mariah Carey-esque tour rider. Bernie doesn’t like busy patterns. He also wants 20 white kittens and 100 white doves to be released when he goes on stage for the debate.

I don’t disagree with the main point of your article, I just am not yet on the Porzinsanity bandwagon. If he wasn’t playing in NY, he’d be Nikola Vucevic.

From time to time, I hear people talk about how they did something and then “X people followed me” or “x people unfollowed me.” Do people ferquently do vanity checks of their follower counts? Is this an important number by some metric?

It will forever be Cry-lo Ken to me.

Oh the humanity of people following you on Twitter, who you don’t like. I’m just glad you were able to get through it in one piece.

In other news, miners trapped underground for 36 days in China were freed. http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asi…

Maybe you guys can catch up and swap tales of suffering. You can explain what…

bullshit

Ok, now go say something supportive of Cruz and Trump on Twitter and see what happens.

Hitlery. Man, these guys are fucking clever...

Who the fuck asks someone to unfollow them? Jesus Christ.

Wouldn’t the teams you beat have been worse?

That’s not how you use Throwing Shade. And that’s not the correct usage of Stay Woke. Gawker commentators sound like Hillary Clinton but somehow less cool and trying way harder.

I can’t help but feel MJ would be honored by that casting choice.

“Trading a dollar for a handful of nickels provides you with valuable metal not flimsy paper!” - some goddamned person with the 76ers.

Too bad you’re not a fan of basketball. You might be able to enjoy what the rest of us are seeing.

Remember that other time the Timberwolves took a point guard not named “Stephen Curry”?

Remember that time the Timberwolves took a point guard not named “Stephen Curry”?