“Then, Simmons immediately went on rant about how this would have never happened with the Celtics in the 80s.”

Reached for comment, Kevin Love said, “I can’t really defend his firing. Or the job he did as coach. ...Actually, I can’t defend anything. Please don’t ask me to.”

When asked for comment, LeBron James replied, “who?”

That shit-eating grin at the end. Thief with no shame.

Yeah, and he can hear himself on TV! That’s a pretty cool deal. Everyone wants to be on TV.

The one on the right has a bright future in soccer.

Canaan Gives Way To Ish; Real Promised Land In Sight

Doofus & Sasha Kaun

“But rather than letting perfect be the enemy of good, let’s acknowledge that this is at least a step in the right direction.”

Carlos Hyde is an appealing running back

Chip’s first order of business was to reduce Colin Kapernick’s 2016 salary to 3/10 of what it was in 2015.

Woot, I won the office pool!

Greatest turf on show.

Not quite the biggest choke job in Nebraska football history, but close.

Sad noose if he was found hanged

That’s all he wrote?

You goddamn soulless monster.

Sadly, the Nebraska first graders’ letter writing campaign did not work so well...

Beat me to it, you monster.