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Newton has similar taste in baby names to that of Philip Rivers, who has reportedly decided that his next one will be Picked.

revealed that his son’s name is Chosen.

Same reasoning Issac used when he named his third born “Cam”

You always want your son to do something special with his life. I would have made him Isaac Newton so he would be the first notable person with that name to ever get laid.

To be fair, the mom’s last name is “Last.”

Really was rooting for Farfeg. Oh well.

Cam just wants his kid to grow up to be a lawyer or a doctor an accountant.

A lot of conclusions will be drawn from this story, but the only logical one is that Notre Dame is going undefeated next year.

You would think a fanbase that relies on Skyline chili for sustenance would completely understand how their team consistently shits the bed.

Pfft, like the friend of a former Bengals QB would choose to spend his valuable time on Deadspin. Nice try.

Baseball’s best LAN.

I don’t know why you didn’t just use a full length portrait and eliminate the uncertainty.

Lauren explained that she and Bobby had been moved by a Radiolab podcast about the transformation of the butterfly in chrysalis, which resonated with them in terms of the transformation that marriage would bring to their relationship.

“Fuck you, Bobby.”

You can’t give it two thumbs up or down, because you don’t have thumbs.

When Hardy said he looked good in blue and white I just assumed he was talking about Nicole Holder

He was Bonds before Bonds. He was aloof & curt, & didn't enjoy talking to the media, & the media turned on him.

What Mitch didn’t add is that “we can’t play them. Because we might win some games and we want that lottery pick”

Also: don’t touch his dick. His gross hand was just all over it.