McGregor has everyone right where he wants them. Especially Floyd.

This pathetic fuck even looks like a baseball. He may as well just tattoo seams on his head at this point.

Hey, as long as you’re happy with Eli, who am I to argue? Maybe you’re happy with your 2003 Volkwagen, too. And your part-time shift at Subway?

This 15 minutes isn’t up yet?

Yes, because holding the team an its players accountable is something that should be done away with. You sound like the kind of fan that the Red Sox Ownership loves.

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Why do they need to trade IT? He just needs to play off the ball. He’s a terrible PG, but an elite scorer. Fultz and IT can co-exists and the presense of Fultz will actually make IT better as an OTB player. They need legit rim protector and a PF who isn’t allergic to rebounds. That’s their problem. Not IT. Trade…

Washington and Chicago aren’t there because they weren’t as good as the Celtics. Directly speaking. So your logic is unfounded. Nobody was winning a game vs the Cavs in the East. No. Body.

The Celtics have zero front court aside from Horford and he’s not always present. They are being exposed up front and it’s a total mismatch. It will be a 4-game sweep. But that’s OK. The Celts still have work to do before they can offer a real threat.

I would actually prefer a pants-dropping moon gesture, myself.

This is why I wait to buy the game. I need to wait for the real gamers to provide me all the cheats. I’m not very good or patient.

Tony Romo is one ugly MF’er

You spit out your coffee, or your own sperm that you just sucked from another man’s butt?

Leave it to ESPN to find the one guy who is more obnoxious than Mike Greenberg to replace Mike Greenberg.

Yeah, well, you can fuck right off.

You’re still fucking talking about this?

Has A.C. Green lost his virginity yet? I haven’t checked in on this in 20 years.

Oh, NO! Not the Children! NOT THE CHILDREN!

Oubre looks like he could be Rihanna’s younger sister.