This motherfucker makes Carson Kressley look like Clint Eastwood.

Did the Suns win? No? Then fuck right off with your 70 pts.

Deadspin bloggers hate anything that has actual talent and worthy content. All these tools can muster is terrible clickbait headlines.

Might want to change the headline, too. No nude photos of Emma Watson. Clickbait shame.

Sounds good as long as you’re never attacked by a Rotty, Pitbull or any other breed that will fight to the death.

Whatever. Rex Burkhead will probably rush for 15 TD in 2017 and nobody will bat an eye. And we’ll never hear from LeGarrette Blount again.

Call Marchand what you will- He’s earned his reputation. But he is fun to watch.

It would be funny if it were true. They are tied for 2nd most parades in the NFL.

God, I hate millennials. You all sound like the cast of Girls.

Say what you will about Osweiler, but he’s the best QB the Browns have had since Otto Graham.

The world is in fact ending when a Cleveland fan is condescending.

The insufferable condemning the insufferable. Brilliant.

Isaiah Thomas thinks he’s Michael Jordan. Poor, little ignorant fool.

I will just say what everyone else is thinking. Not an Indian? Mind blown!

DIE. DIE. DIE.

Did you really think breeding animals for the sole purpose of slaughtering them for their meat was not going to include some form of sadistic karma?

If you never had the thought that maybe you were on the wrong path in life, then let this be that time.

You sound like you have too much time on your hands

How are the Red Sox going to win a playoff game without David Price?

Why is it surprising that this fraud is being exposed without Kobe, Shaq or Jordan? I could have won 10 Championships riding those benches.