How can you be caught saying anything if you’re dead?

That would be “Cawk,” You idiot. Caaaahk would be the midwestern accent.

We prefer this dumb shirt:

Deadspin: Home of the 99 lb weakling, clickbait whores.

Fuck ya Mothah, Magary. Fuck ya Fathah, too. If he still loves you. Bitch!

It’s apropos of Boston continuing to give this Boston-hating rag the proverbial finger.

Pats Haters just have to kinda suck it up after that one.

What the fuck happened to you in Boston?

I’ve been sick of Dwayne Wade’s ugly mug for years but I don’t expect him to do anything about it.

Or he can say nothing. And you can like it. Or not.

Tom Brady owes Barry P-whatever: Nothing.

If you read this, your life sucks.

Money talks. Shit walks. How much money have you ever given a random stranger?

Every team has its nemesis. For the Steelers, it’s the Pats. For the Pats, it’s the Broncos. And so it goes.

This is an ad for police brutality.

Nobody cares? This entire shitty blog is filled with turds like you who do nothing but obsess over their hatred of Bostons and its fans. This is why you commented - dipshit.

Aryan so far away.

Tom Ley is such a shitty reporter. How much will they win if GB wins this week? Would it have been that hard include, you useless twat?!

Goodell’s hair is red because he menstruates through his follicles.