Dad Bod expectations:

Or that we require the enforcement of labor laws so people are paid just wages. Tipping is a hugely problematic system that does not improve worker treatment. Every evaluation of tipping indicates it’s racist and sexist as hell for workers and encourages racist and sexist treatment of customers.

This is your quiet masterpiece.

I’ve been haunted by Cheryl Strayed’s Tiny Beautiful Things since I read it, and one chapter was a letter asking her about this very thing. She replied with a story of how she came to marry and then leave her first husband, and basically it came down to—she left because she wanted to. As great a guy as he was, as much…

I agree 100% with your first paragraph. People will put up with the worst kind of shit if they feel a person is “right” for them. They don’t question it to the point of walking away. They have doubts but always stop short of walking away or putting the brakes on things.

As a longtime married, who would marry my husband all over again, I’ve learned something really important:

sup ladies, i got that dadbod at age 29, how you doin

you seem fun

And then the tooth fairy be all...

As a religious dude myself, I always sort of figured that the “made in God’s image” clause was more about our souls rather than our physical bodies. I’m not entirely sure. Oh well. I’ll just live the best life I can, be nice to others, and then if I ever get to meet Him I’ll ask for clarification.

I mean, I forget to flush the toilet sometimes and run a huge ponzi scheme. But I’m human and I’m really sorry about it so it’s cool.

The thing about Kim is that I was always under the impression that beneath the substances there was a genuinely sweet, but woefully fragile person. Over the course of this season I’ve observed her show that she is awful to the bone, both drunk and sober. Her behavior was so inexcusable, her tactics so dirty, her…

It’s the feel-Blart movie of the year.

If I didn’t see the first one, will I even understand the second????

Gird your loins: 0% critics score, but 63% audience approval. If this thing even does a little better than production costs, get ready for Paul Blart: 3, my friend.

Foodbabe?

60% percent of the time, Dr. Oz is wrong, every time

Whatever the nature of his pathology, members of the public are being misled and endangered, which makes Dr. Oz's presence on the faculty of a prestigious medical institution unacceptable.

are we the same person

That kid is a very good sport!