Would it kill her to accept an ounce of blame for running a piss-poor campaign and condemning us all to 4-8 years of Trump? Fuck her and the corporate funded jet she flew in on. She’s was and is part of the problem and the best thing she can do to be part of the solution is to go get lost in the woods again.

I’ll get shit for it, but I’d rather vote for the old white guy who has remained more-or-less consistent in his left-wing views over a pretend, feel-good shallow veneer of progress disguising the same neoliberal, center-right bullshit.

As someone who grew up in the Rural North, I believe the “white man’s burden” attitude is everywhere. 

I remember when he enacted that policy....So many people getting frisked. I thought it would never happen to me (I was 17) since i was a “Law abiding Citizen”. One time during all of this, i was riding my bike on the road on Fordham road in the Bronx and i had to go to the side on the sidewalk to fix my seat. It was…

Every time I think of Adam Sandler being a quite remarkable actor, I mourn his absence as the Bear Jew in Inglourious Basterds. He was the first choice for that role and he would have absolutely slayed. We’re unfortunately left with the bitter taste of Eli Roth in what is, admittedly, the best thing he’s ever…

It’s a damn shame that you don’t mind letting them dick you over because the economics work in their favor.

Disney probably isn’t gonna pay you for all this white knighting, just so you know.

To me, the issue is less that the cast isn’t “diverse enough,” and more that they’re not meaningfully diverse. Yeah, you have people from the Middle East; from Future Australia; robots that are clearly Tibetan (but not really because we don’t want to anger China); characters from Asia and Europe and the Americas;…

“A new cinematic trailer for the game showed a group of treasure hunters fighting against what could be demons, or private equity executives.”
Literal spit-take. I’ll send you the bill for a new keyboard since this one got coffee on it.

>A new cinematic trailer for the game showed a group of treasure hunters fighting against what could be demons, or private equity executives.

Hey so this is a cool article and I hope Jim Spanfeller gets hit by a truck today

If anyone wants to hit up ole’ Jimmy Spanny himself and ask him what the fuck is going on, here’s his number! 917-881-5965

A question for the Funbag: why should I keep reading anything on this website after Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment went to the lengths of firing Barry, like cowards, for the dumbest of reasons?

I want to support the writers here—this is both the best website that exists, and has ever existed, and the best sports…

Also, I think it would be super cool if a wasp stung Jim Spanfeller’s urethra.

I assumed this was a post about Great Hill Partners.

A good Kotaku blog post for these times.

And here I thought that was going to be about that asshole Paul Maidment and how he fired the Deadspin Editor-in-Chief.

These dogs are most certainly more deserving of human compassion and love than say, Jim Spanfeller (who by the way, if you didn’t know, has an email address: jim@g-omedia.com). That stain deserves to hear why a dog is more noble and deserving of human love and affection than he is.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

She slept with a subordinate. That’s bad news, regardless of whatever her husband did or didn’t do.