Smashing your dick with a hammer is better than contracting Stage IV Pancreatic Cancer, but I’m going to steer clear of it anyway. 

It’s less that it’s not easy for people to understand, it’s more that the easy version of understanding it goes something like this:

To borrow wrestling parlance: I’m marking out.

Voting him out of office won’t resolve the problem of his setting the standard that lawlessness is okay and carries no penalties. It won’t punish the many people who refused subpoenas or lied to congress. And as we’ve seen before, the next republican president will use that to be even worse.

It sucks shit. Would rather have someone who doesn’t do brownface and blackface and doesn’t have a Haida tattoo (unless of course, that someone actually were Haida). But he’ll probably get to stay in charge with a minority government because enough people are coming around on the idea that the Conservatives are even…

Suuuuuuper compelling argument, brah.

Right on man, and we gotta put these people in their place. Did you know there is a bunch of people who put on full costumed personas and do comedic bits along with games? Fuckin, I thought this was supposed to be a gaming site, not a comedy special on Netflix!  Don’t get me started on the people that use twitch to…

I think the biggest hilarity of your comment comes from actively shaming women and treating them like children (‘treasure chests’? Have you even held a hand before?), while having an avatar of a woman almost entirely naked that is entirely a oversexualization of a male character made female.

This is the cringiest thing I have read in the comments, I think I need a shower to wash off the stench of bigoted bullshit that is waffling off of this.

He’s going for the “Al Franken should have been investigated and exonerated instead of bullied by those mean women who are definitely liars” thinkers.

biden is losing his mind, friend. you’re going to have to deal with it eventually.

It would be Orwellian if the president had a plan, a goal, or any kind of desired outcome, without a doubt. But the president is simply a small, pathetic, needy creature who needs the woobie of affirmation from others. Constantly. Incessantly. He must be so exhausting to be around for any length of time.

I am so sick and tired of Chrissy Teigen’s filthy mouth: the name-calling, the way she leads people at rallies calling for violence against minorities, the way she brags that she can grab people by the pussy, and can shoot people on 5th ave...

Aww, did that offend you, snowflake?

True story: I had a crush on a woman and while we were talking I told her I was a “pro wrestling hipster”. She looked at me and said, “oh, sweetie, those are the three saddest words I’ve ever heard”... THEN I GOT HER INTO NJPW. BOOM!

Captain America punches Nazis. If the literal embodiment of Americaness is all for punching Nazis, I don’t see why I can’t be. I aspire to be as great as Captain America, and if that means punching Nazis, by God, that’s what I’m gonna do!

“[T]he security team also has no interest in dealing with fans like that, since their job is to protect the wrestlers and not the fans.”

Similarly, I find it amusing that gun nuts don't count police as good guys with guns -- especially if they are among the wounded. 

Two Points: 1) no shooter in the history of shooters has ever said “better go to a gun free area, I don’t wanna get shot at!”. But, you know, can’t tell the GOP that, because it relies on having a logical train of thought.

96% of mass public shootings...occurred in “gun-free” zones