“Won’t somebody PLEASE think of the children!!!”

What do I think would happen to the site? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. What the fuck do you think will happen?

Dipshit.

Shut up, Boomer.

You’re the fucking worst. Take al of my stars.

Go fuck yourself.

Imagine trying to apply that reasoning to literally any other crime. “Yeah, rape is bad and all, but did you know that most rapes happen in places where there are laws against raping people? So clearly no laws will ever do anything and we shouldn’t even try and prosecute rape lest we somehow punish everyone who wants…

*Price is Right loser horn intensifies*

Good point, as we all know calling someone “lily-white” is the gravest of slurs that completely invalidates everything they said.

Define what you mean by “actual issue.” Because sure, it’s an actual issue in the sense that it’s a legitimate issue for the trans community, but the issue, like most things involving trans rights, involves the perpetrators not respecting the rights of trans folks and putting them in prisons that don’t match their…

“The newspaper also drew broad criticism last October when it published an editorial suggesting trans rights threaten those of cisgender women by allowing trans women access to safe female spaces. The TERF-like arguments have been widely criticized by mainstream LGBTQ and feminist organizations...

Which is more likely: that Trump is this brilliant genius who keeps creating all these different distractions to divert us from the thing he wants to do, or that Trump is a senile, sundowning idiot who keeps getting into these messes because he is easily distracted?

What a great idea, who needs safe containment? It’s not like nuclear energy is incredibly poisonous or hazardous or anything and we definitely don’t need protections for in case something goes wrong. Chernobyl? Fukushima? What are those? I’ve never heard of them.

Now name the part where anything cepalg said is wrong.

Nah, The Guardian is transphobic as fuck.

One small correction: AT&T bought Cingular after the SBC merger. It was really weird having AT&T, becoming Cingular and then one day being on AT&T again.

Fuck this shitty and petty-ass vulture capitalist hedge fund that bought G/O.

Get fucked, Tom Ato.

The fact that you’re right in this one instance will not deter me or anyone from saying: Shut the fuck up with your disingenuous concern trolling, Tomato.

Only if he knows the commenter works for Condé Nast.