Except you didn’t disagree with her policy, numbnuts. You called her a fake friend for supposedly wearing expensive clothing.

You got to admit, it takes a special kind of logic to accuse Democrats of rigging the game to get leftists out of the party, and then immediately accuse AOC of being a fake leftist hypocrite who deserves to be purged from the party.

PROTECT STAR FOX ZERO. STAR FOX ZERO DID NOTHING WRONG.

But the thing is, it doesn’t actually matter that they started doing it as a joke or to troll people into thinking that an innocuous hand sign was as white supremacist signal because then they started doing it legitimately. They made it a white supremacist signal by doing that, not people “tricked” into thinking that…

That’s nice, but it doesn’t make you any less of a rube if you honestly believe that a bunch of Black Israelites being there, a hate group that is smaller than Westbrook Baptist Church, has absolutely no cultural or financial capital and whose only power comes from standing on the street yelling homophobic slurs and…

There’s no context whatsoever that got left out that changes anything. A bunch of Black Israelites doing their usual trolling shit doesn’t change the fact that a bunch of white students from a Catholic high school in Kentucky that has already had problems with racism in the past showed up to protests in DC wearing…

I’d really like to know who the fuck you think got “played like a fiddle” here, because it seems like you don’t even know.

It’s a pretty simple question, friend. What difference does it make if the press conferences are cancelled forever and Trump just puts his addresses on YouTube? What actual material difference would that make to the collection or presentation of news versus having a bunch of press people ask softball questions of…

What difference would that actually make?

What, exactly, should she be doing at 6:30 on a Sunday evening that she’s neglecting by going on a Discord server to chat with a streamer for five minutes? Also, talking with people to present her politics and stand up for the things she believes in (one of which is trans rights) is her job, you absolute fucking…

Ah yes, this is all just a cult of personality thing. It’s not like it’s really cool and noteworthy that a politician shouted out and then made a guest appearance on a prominent British LeftTuber’s charity stream and voiciferously defended trans rights the whole time. It’s not like a politician showing an interest in…

You think we need to build a border wall while screaming conservative falsehoods about the massive child trafficking that is supposedly happening at the border and are whining about how your children hearing the fuck word in an airport is one of the worst things that can happen to their minds. Yeah, I feel pretty…

Thank you, I do have a good memory. Similarly, I also remember that Hogan (well, let’s be honest: Thiel) shopped for a jurisdiction to file the case in where they would be most likely to succeed and specifically sought that judge, who has a record in Florida for having most of her decisions overturned on appeal. And…

You really think they’re going to be able to poach HamNo?

“blackmail and defamation”

You know that’s actually not true right? There have been many studies that have shown that people don’t actually become more conservative as the get older, but that there’s a significant correlation between the fact that older conservatives tend to be wealthy and whereas older liberals are more likely to die earlier…

It’s not that different, no. The problem is, we shouldn’t accept that as an answer either. Someone who thinks it necessary to tell you how much they would never do the thing they don’t support but support your right to do if you really want it is a pretty shitty ally.

Are you sure they’re your friends?

You just blew my goddamn mind putting things that way. I had honestly never considered that perspective on the origins of the temperance movement and holy shit.

Hamilton’s been too busy editing pieces to put that much work into playing Tomato recently, okay? The holidays are tough!