Fuck women.

I’ll tell you what Justin would do. Put a man’s sex organ in his talking hole. That’s not ok Justin. Doesn’t matter what that wierd old fat guy told you. Cut it out.

I’ll pee in her butt.

I would definitely ask her first. Like hey... let me grab your pussy. You would be like... hi, my name’s nick... can I touch you in your spot? She would be like eff no. I’m with that douche. Hahaha good luck in life bro! I’ll be over here smashing out on that girl you had a crush on your entire highschool career.…

I’m still voting for him. Maybe twice now.

I’m putting two votes in now. Real men dont like women. We just have sex with them because were not gay. Bro.

I put my finger in women’s butts when they don’t listen. I’m telling you. Try it. The wife doesn’t listen?... finger in the butt hole. She’ll get those dishes done. She’ll want to be defiant, but it’s just in their estrogen filled little personalities. They can’t help it.

Want me to rub some binaca on your gouch?

Hillary smells of poo

Sounds like it’s what you need bruh.

You need a finger in the butt. Unruly woman.

Gabrielle Bluestone just needs a finger in the ol’ browneye. That’s how you treat unruly women. They’ll stare you in the eye with defiance for a minute, but then, they give in and wash the dishes... or whatever. Whatcha think Gabriella? Go on a date? We can hold hands and walk to the voting booth to cast our ballots…

Well, it’s about as harmless as tobacco. That would be more correct. It also has an added benefit that tobacco doesn’t, and it doesn’t smell like shit. Sometimes skunks, but not shit.

Mainly because congressmen don’t like black folk. I didn’t mean that as in the gang folk. More as in the way president Obama uses it. He’s black, and he was a congressman I think. Pretty sure he’s letting black people out of jail, in droves, at the moment. Write him.