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Mueller could have come out and said, “Donald Trump committed a crime,” and then played a video of Donald Trump committing that crime, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders would have a released a statement along the lines of, “As Robert Mueller stated and proved with video evidence Donald Trump did not commit a crime.”

Nothing at all, folks:

The fundamental thing I think you misunderstand about the “division” conversation is the degree to which the American system of government relies on cooperation between parties, which means it’s actually incredibly important, particularly for those interested in progressive change, that our politicians demonstrate an

“If we had had confidence that the president had clearly not committed a crime we would have said so,” Mueller said.

Bill Simmons (Did you know he used to write for Jimmy Kimmel?!) response to this will be writing a 6500 word column ranking the Democrats by which character from ‘Melrose Place’ they’re most like. With Bernie Sanders being the equivalent to “Special Guest Star” Heather Locklear.

It’s almost as if the writers here are more concerned with click bait, rather than how actual legislation gets passed.

An actual defined majority of the population is for abortion and we can’t even keep that accessible or legal currently. Abolishing ICE and it's dangerous haphazard authoritarian ways is a nice thought and even a legit one, but there is no way to get it done currently. That doesn't mean we shouldn't protest what they

From that thread:

It’s almost like Tlaib’s “we’re gonna impeach that motherfucker” or AOC being able to SLAY QWEEEEEEEEEEEN YAAAAAAAAAASSSS CLAPBACK on Twitter is good for getting all their marks hootin’ and hollerin’, but is a poor substitute for actual legislative power.

So what exactly does Pro-Life mean?

Goddamn, new tomato, you can’t even make it five posts before going off the rails crazy?

Savage.

As much as I hate Roy Moore for his decades-long assault on all that is good and right, making me agree with DJT jr may be his worst offense.

He’s just trying to act Presidential.

Hey, I’m here if you need to talk. I’m just glad you aren’t pretending to be a gay black woman or wishing me sickle cell this time. You should take up the credo of one your alts, OprahAngelou, and maybe pray for individuals instead of condemning them. I mean, I’m not religious so I don’t believe in that, but you may

How vulgar to bring that guy who ran for president those times into presidential politics.

I’m learning there is always going to be someone like you in the comments.

In their defense, it did have a girl in it!

Imagine the rich and complex inner lives of the kind of people who are still raging about a solid B+ superhero movie 4 months later.