It’s going to be a great fucking year for Dems. Trump will be out by March.

This is actually great parenting. There's no need to coddle children, they need to know what Trump is. Now if only we can get over this language in schools.

Heroes. Every single one of them.

Some random people keep saying it to me, I guess they were misinformed.

Did you just get ungreyed by a writer?

Regular Texans put on coats any time it drops below 70°. Being this out of touch with the citizens is probably why he lost to Cruz. 

Edit: Whoopsi

Begins, lol.

I agree with him on kids smoking weed. Kids should be vaping, not ingesting marijuana.

Woah. African-American apathy?

Yeah, it's painfully obvious.

North Korea.

The GOP absolutely did not want Bernie. They had been building up Hillary as a boogiewoman for 30 years. They we're thrilled when the DNC handed her the nomination.

Are you kidding me? Trump is terrified of Warren. He tweets about her all the time, just like the Mueller probe. He knows those are the two biggest threats to his presidency.

I agree with him that if a white man had ran with Hillary’s campaign, such as Bernie, he would have won.

Wow! It's scary to think how many people are on cocaine under my very nose.

That sounds horrible. I'm glad none of my teachers used that drug 

Is it possible to sleep while on cocaine?

Agreed. Those comments are getting rather tiresome.

I like to think that I ungreyed myself with the delightful commentary I provide.