I'm not sure I follow your logic.

Sounds like JLaw might have some drug problems. I sincerely hope she looks into rehab. It could be the only thing to save her life.

Sounds like he is trying to get Obamacare to fix its issues. This is a good thing. We shouldn't act like it was perfect.

This is why Bernie needs to run. He is our best chance.

How rude.

Wow, this is infuriating.

Please don't make me think about people masturbating, especially rethuglicans.

We need more baby bear videos. It makes our days much brighter.

Using that header image makes it seem like you don't value women's opinions. Please change it.

That is the ideal future. It warms my heart to find like-minded individuals on Splinter. It fills me with hope.

Sir, I must kindly ask that you leave me alone. This is sexual harassment.

That's actually a pretty good idea!

The only good thing to come out of Kentucky is basketball. We should kick it out of the country.

You are clearly a bot. You're dismissed.

I don’t play online games.

Literally millions of people would say otherwise.

I'm a comedian so don't tell me what's funny.

The pledge needs to be retired. Pledging allegiance is something the Nazis would do. I'm calling Fox to complain.

If he does have a picture it's probably on microfilm.

“In Butler’s defense”