aaaaaaaaaand now I realize I’m late to this party...

American law enforcement is truly one of the stupidest collectives to exist in all of human history. The overwhelming majority of speeding tickets are complete horseshit to begin with, and anyone with a functional neocortex is well aware that traffic stops, generally, are just a sadistic and cynical tool for craven…

Yep, hyperbole. But the idea that a connected thermostat can send Google information about when people are home is just a little eerie to me.

Please note, Both wheels off the Ground

There’s more than just strength at play here. His sense of balance is insane, plus fine motor skills. Watch the slo-mo of his throttle arm/hand making tiny, quick adjustments...   O.o

Do you think he used to trash talk when he’d win at it?

I was just joking with a friend about how stupid bulletin board material is. I’m going to assume that everybody in the NFL is properly motivated all the time. Oh now you’re going to try to win? Before you were happy to maybe beat the spread, but now it’s personal. You’re going to chew tape angrily.

Dr. Asshole is my dad. Please, call me Fuckface.

The thing that really bothers me is if he goes by “doctor bobby” then should he be “uncle doctor bobby” and not “doctor uncle bobby”?

“tricks of the trade”

I’ll be honest, one of the primary reasons my NASCAR fandom took off is because I went to one of the races.

But the truck series guys will block access to the chargers

Predicting new internet trend of people putting scotch capsules up their butts to see if it gets your drunk. Will call it Scotch Tape-Worming.  Will inevitably end when it progresses to people drinking the scotch trickling out of a butthole and being hospitalized.   

Your garage sounds like the vehicle trifecta for people who like reading service manuals and taking long unscheduled walks. 

I love the idea of this challenge, love to do one from Anchorage to Miami. Looking forward to the movie.

If I were president, I’d call for a legal race across America on the Sunday nearest Summer Solstice, with rolling shutdowns of the interstate system. I’d call it “Sea to Shining Sea” with a sunrise start and possibly a sunset finish (20 hours?). Nor sure what kind of race cars that could pull that off, probably Lemans…

Gumball...

Tesla can suck it.