Or pay a doctor to lie for you.

He needs to get out and endorse Elizabeth Warren.  He's a good man, but it's simply not to be.

Boss has a time and a place, but it’s a mystery as to when and where. Boss is the ephemeral light in the darkness. Boss. The freshmaker. 

“Boss” to me represents I’m about to get grifted.

‘Boss’ for me is always from a Persian cabbie taking me to LaGuardia.

Jesus Christ, don’t call people “boss.” It reveals you as a person who isn’t clever enough to be manipulative in a subtle manner.

The only thing that can stop a bad robot is a good guy with a robot.

What’s the deal with statutes of limitation?

Ohhhhhhhhh.

I love convertibles but what is the point of one where you sit so low and the beltline is so high that your jawline is the height of the doorsill?

Sounds like you got the shaft. 

“I answered a totally different question!” Good job.

Now answer why no one is clamoring for new version of the car he was actually asking about.

BMW sells plenty of 4-series coupes.

The referenced Subaru XT was a specific model, not a trim like the others you’ve mentioned.

Man...as a safe driver and car insurance haver I can’t wait for an insurance company to hold some smug (or otherwise) Model 3 summoning douche at fault for damage to property If they think that this Is a safe feature to use In a crowded lot.

I mean, if your vehicle hits something while you’re using that feature, I’m going to hold you accountable.

Man...as an adjuster I can’t wait to hold some smug Model 3 summoning douche at fault for damage to property.

Why only fried cheese curds?

True Sconnies know that curds are best when they’re squeaky.

(Also, they don’t call themselves Sconnies--man, I’ve been away too long...)

I remember going to sleep that night that thinking, “Tomorrow morning I’m going to wake up and for maybe 1 to 2 seconds I’m not going to remember what happened, and that that will be the last time for a long time I won’t know how awful this is.” Treasuring that last split second of ignorance helped me fall asleep.

Agreed on all points. I’d like to add one minor thing, though. Trump further encapsulates the Boomer id, in that he doesn’t understand the role he’s played in his failures. He rails against banking and lending systems, as if they’re the reason he can’t run a successful business. He’s perfect, and his businesses are…