“a large barge”

on a night, just like tonight...

Woman paints self, world yawns. Slow news day had by all.

Here come the Christians.

Mayers’ bathroom break strategy caught up to her once she took the job at Yahoo! as she immediately proceeded to shit all over it.

Wait. Wait. Ignoring everything else, if dinosaurs existed 6000 years ago, but were wiped out by the flood, why are they on the ark? Wasn't the point to save everything on it?

Your name, “kinjaisawful” is... spectacularly good. And accurate.

Huh? That doesn’t even make any sense. Sounds like one of the Creationist straw man arguments.

Man, I would jump ship from Gizmodo in a heartbeat if I could find an alternative that featured mostly the same content, minus:

How do you still have a job? Jesus.

So they agreed when the cash cow was going to dry up if the Police was going to close it.... I see.

Can we please be over this no talent ass clown already? Just stop buying his shit. Stupidly trying to broaden the market for something nobody wants and making himself look like a moron in the process.

Dude. Hulk Hogan just got 115 million dollars. Is Gawker Media dead?

I’m sorry but this has got to be the most stupid thing ever posted online.

Anxiously awaiting the lawsuits where eBay sellers sue eBay for employee status.

Raise your hand if you’re zero percent surprised the guy on this article has a lumberjack beard.

If it’s too many white people it’s racism because whitey is excluding minorities from this meme fun.

Apparently, neither does Gizmodo.

I have absolutely no idea how to interpret this information in any meaningful way.

Awesome. Every time I've been to Europe, I couldn't stop thinking how much better it'd be if it were more like the kind of place people risk death to escape.