Yeah, cops are pretty stupid and lazy.

Celebrity gossip. Why? Why?! Why would you waste so much of your time getting involved in the lives of people you don't know, especially when it's boring, repetitive and 90% staged or flat out fabricated? Look, I know you life didn't turn out the way you had hoped when you were a kid. You never became a famous movie…

Sounds like Emma is the annoying, greedy, arrogant one here. You wipe your ass with stage money? Good, stop giving these skanks tips then. Paying for dances is the biggest rip off there is. These girls want $50+ for a two minute song where they do the same shit they did on stage only they do it closer to you, maybe…

"I could tell I was about to cry."

The debate about audio quality aside, we can all agree that they make you look like either a poor person or a child or handicapped person who tragically doesn't know any better.

Poorly build Russian buildings are not aircraft carriers

Black man with glasses is not impressed

$70 million, in LA and it doesn't even have a pool? That's not a pool, that's a water fountain.

0/10 - That line wasn't funny a decade ago when it was actually current. It's even less funny now.

Really nice mentality. Only the people ripping you off are qualified to say if they're ripping you off or not? You a used car salesman or something?

Kind of a shitty gift

Kind of a shitty gift

A pregnant Nigerian woman? Isn't that like saying "A Nigerian woman"?

The idiot said, "I ain't from Africa, sheet" - Get it right

That's pathetic. Pathetic that anyone should have to write a letter and pathetic that we should consider that some sort of success. Firing a stupid cop like this for gross misconduct should be standard operating procedure. It shouldn't require public pressure. The fact that this fat, bald, piece of shit was fired only…

Fuck you

More money wasted on unnecessary new planes that will be utter failures.

Seriously, piss off. This is a Gawker site, it's never been on the "Journalistic Wagon".

Sure, it's basically just un-carbonated soda with a tiny bit less fructose and a tiny bit more salt.

Would be much better if he did call them out for lying since that's exactly what they're doing.

Note to any would-be mass-murders: Target lobbyists and kill someone who deserves it for once.