LOL! You just can’t stop!

Tell me more about your amazing life while you’re ignoring it on the internet. And thanks for letting me have all that power to make you respond. I promise to use it for good and not evil.

Well, they’re two random people on a website who aggressively trolled and hurt participants on said website, many of whom believed they were their friends. But an elaborate conspiracy is far easier to believe than the simple truth.

Apparently I have the power to make you keep replying.

Maybe try making actual friends in real life? Those take effort and require more than affected textual concern. But hey! This is much easier. You don’t have to invest on a personal level or take a shower. Win for you!

Are you fucking drunk? Squarr is running around calling anyone a liar who tells the facts about what Yoga Nerd and Bon Morte did. Holy shit, lady, get off of Jezebel and stop trying to armchair analyze your betters. BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!

That’s okay, sweetheart. I’m sure being wrong is your default setting. You’re friends with a stalker and a cheater. But I guess beggars can’t be choosers. Yoga Nerd believes she’s infinitely smarter than everyone. In your case, she’s right!

I never called you a rapist, you dolt. If you don’t believe your little friend actually did have a cyber affair with Kinja’s worst racist troll, ask your friend Ken. He knows it happened, he just doesn’t care. Now you can apologize for calling me a liar, and I can tell you to cram your apology up your ass.

Read this as well, you fucking simpleton.

You stupid fucking moron. Yoga Nerd left because she had an affair with BonMorte and he told everyone. Here’s his post. Yoga Nerd called his wife and harassed and threatened her. Fuck you’re dumb. Kinja is chock full of stalkers and harassers, and your buddy Yoga Nerd was one of them. http://receiptsofagooddeath.kinja.…