The WHO recommends breastfeeding for 24 months. After six or so months, many add solid foods to the diet. “Normal” should be what works for mom and baby and nothing to do with what onlookers think.

It is when one halves the stock value, fires 30,000 workers and is fired. Going from secretary to CEO is impressive, but being fired is called failing.

That is an accurate statement, but it comes from someone who is primarily famous for failing and then lying about it. Sort of like a Cheney.

YESSSSSS! It warms my cold cold heart to think about it.

It delights me everytime I hear it!

If only they had some sort of test, easily available, widely used, and cheap, to give women when they are either going through already mandatory medical examinations and intake intake into a correctional facility or else when a woman claimed to be pregnant already in custody in a facility that undoubtably has at least…

Your child’s name can scream “teen mom” or “mcmansion pinterest housewife mom” or “artsy hister mom” or “single mother” or any number of things.

I am pretty sure I don’t say DVRed, but say record. If someone used taped, though, I would not bat an eyelash.

I hate, HATE, adults in baby costumes, I don’t care what statement she’s trying to make. I still have nightmares about that cold medication commercial that featured a man with a fucking baby head.

I didn’t feel sexy in the least during my first pregnancy, but boy did we bone!

I think it’s cute that John is so into his pregnant wife.

Yeah. I tend to mind my own business about it but when a friend tells me they’re doing a ‘cleanse’ I have to work at biting my tongue about how unhealthy I actually think most cleanses are. I’m not always happy with how my body looks either, but I don’t think avoiding solid foods for a week is going to make it…

Haha, that’s a pretty big false equivalence. Your logic implies that getting food poisoning is the same as contracting HIV. One is easily and affordably treatable. One is neither easily, nor affordably treatable.

Because I like to live dangerously. That’s why.

A) You know nothing about me, my mother and or our relationship. Please don’t presume to.

I mean, I know first semester is a big adjustment, but holy shit I am way busier now as an adult and manage to call my mother once a week now. I was in college before cell phones. My parents funded my Ivy League education. I’m sorry but no kids at Ivy Leagues are so busy that a 10 minute phone conversation once a week…

Yes. How hard would it be to write a quick e-mail or make a facebook account with posts of, “Hi, everyone. Still alive. Got an A this week’s paper. Met a guy. His name is Steve. He’s in my English class. Here’s pic. He’s really nice. My dormmate is a slob. The food here sucks. Thank God for ramen. I’ll make another…

“I don’t think I was dealing with the top brass.”

It’s almost like they’re not mutually exclusive!

I think I just got the joke.