Wouldn't it have to be dead to be that color? That, or just fake.

She's more of Phyllis Schlafly than Steinham.

Don't forget the condescending nature of that idea, which is that people who aren't poly are either in denial or less "evolved."

And that sucks. But painting all women who get pregnant with the same brush is pretty shitty. After my kid was born, a total of two of my friends visited me during my maternity leave. Two adults other than my husband that I saw during that time. Two adult conversations in six weeks. It was the loneliest, most…

ugh, Shailene Woodley

It sort of makes it sound like illness is a totally acceptable reason to cheat. That kind of blows my mind. I have an illness right now that has left me physically unable to do a lot of what I did before. I already feel horrible guilt about how this has affected the lives of everyone in my family. The last thing I…

I'm fine with the arrangement this couple has worked out, whatever works for you. But I'm guessing a lot of the men she sleeps with don't have similar arrangements with their wives, and their wives would be devastated by this. I can't imagine my partner sleeping with someone else because I had cancer, or depression,…

I don't know about that, but it sure seems like - even accounting for hyperbole - Kimmy has just exposed her husband as a short-timer.

I'm pretty sure lakes and tiny fish tanks are alike only in the sense that both contain water.

Pro-Tip: If you get Thin Mints, put them in the freezer, let them chill there, and then eat them. IT'S WONDERFUL.

Ya know, if I can go for the better part of a decade without sex, I'm sure you can wait out a 15 minute car ride.

Sorry to be a party pooper, but I think it's rude to have sex in the back of a cab. The driver is just trying to do his job, and you have no idea if your activities are making him uncomfortable. It's pretty dehumanizing to say "the space of the cab" enabled your threesome and go at it like the driver isn't even there.…

I heard if a woman has had three children, and you put your ear to her vagina, you can hear the ocean.

to his credit Ali is totally willing to grant his new wife a divorce, provided she pay back her dowry and all the money he spent on her during the courtship

No, it's totally true. Women who have had three or more children regularly have to pick their internal organs off the ground and stuff them back in. It's terribly inconvenient.

"...which had already birthed three children."...

Kelly has had her fair share of saying inappropriate things and is not deserving of any moral high ground.

This is such a great mystery! Who was the disembodied, vaguely British-sounding voice who said "or weed" off camera? Whoooo???

Wait, everyone hated you for asking your bridesmaids to wear navy? Are you sure there's not more to this? Wildly orchestrated hateful lies by your MIL? Because 99% of sane people would say "yeah, that's how being a bridesmaid works" and move on.