Speed humps are hated by local residents year round wherever they are installed; the city shouldn’t have to go to the expense of installing them, nor the local residents deal with the nuisance of having the speed humps, just to get rid of a bunch of unwanted assholes that stink the place up for one week a year.…

In German prison a guy named Santa Klaus delivers his package every night. Ho ho ho motherfucker.

what about the ticketing is unjustified? operating unsafe vehicles in an unsafe manner deserves a ticket. having a fart can muffler is a crime against humanity. doing burnouts is illegal, damaging the road by dragging body parts is illegal, driving a car that won’t pass inspection is illegal.

this is a generalization but I would assume they are more the “crowd a bunch of people in one hotel room and eat fast food all week” types rather than the gift shop/tourism/local dining types.

what part of the town’s “we don’t want you here” message is so hard to understand?
clearly, the stance-bros are a bunch of fucking assholes and the town has done everything they can to tell them to go somewhere else. but, like assholes, they keep coming back. I don’t blame the cops or the town one bit.
how about this:…

7 years.

You’d be very wrong.

Technically legal is the best kind of legal.

You don’t think very highly of David Tracy’s house then, do you?

Possibly even more effectively with the added weight on his hip.

Could be wrong but pretty sure a cop with a gun could do exactly the same thing.

Exactly. Pretty sure a cop with a gun could have done the same thing.

What do guns have to do with this story? Or are you just looking to stir up a gun debate any chance you get?

USA Today? More like USA Yesterday amirite

Probably tweeting that as he drove.

When I was in college, my fraternity got a letter from a guy going through the 12 steps. He said that maybe 20 years before, he and a friend had stolen a keg of beer from one of the fraternities at the school. He had forgotten which fraternity, so he was picking one at random to apologize to. He included a check for…

Sounds like someone’s 12 stepping. Likely an alcoholic and was drunk when he hit the parked car long ago. Now he’s on the “Make amends” step.

too high of a price yo... whats the David Tracy discount on these?

This is good Kinjlist.

I swear if you do not receive COTD for your efforts, there is no justice in this world!