free cars for everyone!

the suggestion works when applied to murders though. particularly mass shootings.

stop breaking the law, asshole

Maybe if people didn’t commit crimes cops wouldn’t have to interact with them at all?

I just wrote out a whole diatribe regarding this article, but I decided to narrow my focus a little.

yeah, all radiators are the same size and weight....

ah yes. the mysterious 100+ mph convertible. Surely those have never been produced. lulz.

Meanwhile Porsche charges $30K to not give you a radio and you’re fine with that. It’s an OEM engineered track weapon with a warranty, not some random corvette that someone threw a blower on without adding any support to handle the heat, etc.

The CLS will always look like a suppository to me.

The broader market version is called an E-Class.

“Car sounds great! Just listen to this baby purr”

A croc/Birkenstocks with socks kinda gal who doesn’t know why anyone would want to drive and can kill the fun in any conversation with her beige personality.  

To be fair, Cracked doesn’t understand 95% of what they make articles and videos about

One of my favorites:

I think you’re overestimating the zr1........

Do you hear that exhaust? A tesla can go fuck right off

300mph would not be safe on any part of the autobahn network. It’s not a magic racetrack. It’s just a public highway with no posted speed limits. Coming up on a car doing 120 (200kph, typically the very upper end of autobahn speeds) in the fast lane when you’re traveling at 300 is like coming up on someone doing 20…

Have they considered filling the tires with Nitrogen? The dealer says it makes the tires like 10x better.

So getting punished for not paying your debt in addition to taking out ridiculous loans is slavery now? Explains the victim mentality well.